Meet Joe Buck, a country squirrel who is bored with his way of life.

“I have always enjoyed the view from here,” he told his old friend. “But the grass isn’t as green anymore, and the sky isn’t as blue.”phil-alone



Meet Phil A. Delphia, a city squirrel who wants to shake off the grit and grime of the House on the Hill.




“I need time away. I want to be in a quiet and
peaceful neighborhood,” said Phil, whose eyes were red and droopy.

“Let’s make a deal,” Joe Buck said. “I’ll trade you my house for your house in the city.”

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“You mean my tiny apartment in the city?”

“Yes, your apartment.”

Phil gladly agreed. He and Joe Buck traded keys and directions.